Microsoft acquires Nnigma Inc., parent company of Windows8update.com

April 1, 2012
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NASDAQ: MSFT) will be taking a majority shareholder position in both my parent company Nnigma Inc. (NASDAQ: NGMA) and all associated web properties including Windows8update.com. Microsoft and I have been discussing this arrangement for quite a while (3 months) and I’m glad to say we were finally able to come to mutually beneficial terms late last week. I’ve been dying to say something to my close friends and family but have been sworn to absolute silence under an iron-clad NDA. Over the next few weeks, you can expect to see substantial branding changes and improvements to this site as well as all other technology properties now under the Nnigma banner. This doesn’t mean that you should stop reading Windows8update.com. On the contrary, under the terms of our agreement, we will be hiring 15 new writers to continue to provide strategic and objective analysis on Windows 8. I will be leaving the site sometime in the next three months to begin work at Microsoft as Assistant Vice-President of Online Marketing in the Windows division. I’ve been given the responsibility of laying out a credible online marketing framework for the upcoming release of Windows 8. I can’t go into too much detail about my new responsibilities but I can tell you this, we have a lot of exciting things coming your way in 2012. My family and I are nervous and excited about the move to Redmond and the challenges that will come with this position but what can I say, you live and you learn right? Now, about you the reader. I can’t tell you how much it has meant to me to have 20,000 of you coming to the site everyday looking for the latest news and updates about Windows 8. Your comments and words of encouragement have meant the world to me and I will miss writing these articles for you. I can only say that I hope I can continue to make you as proud of me at Microsoft as you guys are here. Thanks for your time. Onuora Oh and one last thing…     [caption id="attachment_15509" align="alignleft" width="300"]Happy April Fools day Happy April Fools day[/caption]]]>

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Mike Johnson is a writer for The Redmond Cloud - the most comprehensive source of news and information about Microsoft Azure and the Microsoft Cloud. He enjoys writing about Azure Security, IOT and the Blockchain.

All Comments

  • Cool!! I actually become a one!

    Santosh Pillai April 1, 2012 1:00 am Reply
  • I HATE you so much.

    Nairb1997 April 1, 2012 1:01 am Reply
    • I think there’s a song with that title…

      Onuora Amobi April 1, 2012 2:32 pm Reply
  • let me know how windows 8 turns out to me microsoft is going out to be a big F (fail) due because of the start menu button, all people want is to run old programs and games and microsoft has screwed me up to bits and others.they are making it impossible for me and others

    Daryl April 1, 2012 1:10 am Reply
  • Oh my God!! I became so sad that you will leave this website….
    BTW this was an excellent April fool trick…

    sarveshmotihari April 1, 2012 1:19 am Reply
  • Very funny… couldn’t believe it, and then… duh

    J Bentz April 1, 2012 2:09 am Reply
  • Hahahahaha! Good one! 😀 

    Handa April 1, 2012 3:20 am Reply
    • A little fun once in a while doesn’t hurt…

      Onuora Amobi April 1, 2012 2:36 pm Reply
  • You jolly jocker! b-(

    Liviu Chis-Dan April 1, 2012 3:32 am Reply
  • seriously … you got me 

    Ilostelrooy April 1, 2012 4:02 am Reply
  • I wish you much success and luck.

    Rene Curiel April 1, 2012 4:55 am Reply
  • Funny !!! You got me.

    keiko April 1, 2012 5:23 am Reply
  • Congratulations Mr. Amobi!!!! Does that mean you will have more impact in the design of the final Windows 8? Or you just have to eat some of your words in exchange for that big fat MS check? Who is going to replace you as Master Blogger?  I have been a Big Fan of you and will certainly miss you.  I have one big FAVOR to ask though.  Kindly tell the MS folks to release a Citrix Receiver for Windows Phone 7.5 ASAP. I work in three big hospitals and everything we do is Citrix-driven… from medical records management, to email, to reporting, to accessing laboratory and radiologic data. My colleagues like Windows phone but are not able to switch for one reason – no Citrix support. I have been ranting about this in the MS, Citrix, and independent forums only to be ignored the last 6 months or so. The lack of WP7 Citrix support is not trivial for MS.  In the enterprise environment, Citrix is a huge player and the fact that most employees can happily use Citrix via iPhones, iPads, and Android phones spells corporate doom to MS.  You know this and as an MS fanboy now (or better as an MS employee) you now have a big say on this issue. Again congratulations and best of luck!!! 
    ECM2

    ECM2 April 1, 2012 6:05 am Reply
    • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

      ECM2 April 1, 2012 7:34 am Reply
      • LOL…  I was waiting for you to catch on…

        Onuora Amobi April 1, 2012 2:35 pm Reply
  • Omg I was feeling sooooooo jealous u !!

    Underage-thinking April 1, 2012 6:09 am Reply
    • LOL Nothing wrong with a coprporate takeove once in a while..

      Onuora Amobi April 1, 2012 2:34 pm Reply
  • Yeah, good one man…. I was thinking there goes the objective criticism….

    Michael April 1, 2012 6:27 am Reply
  • Ha ha ha ha! Reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons when Microsoft took over Homer’s company 🙂

    Doug April 1, 2012 6:30 am Reply
  • You got me!!!

    Linda April 1, 2012 6:38 am Reply
  • -.-

    4scoresn7yrsago April 1, 2012 6:53 am Reply
  • You Had me at “this may be the  last”………
    Please keep the insightful dialog going
    Thanks

    Errantnight April 1, 2012 7:06 am Reply
  • Please….I don’t know how the rest of you could be so gullible. Did any of you even look at the date before reading this? I though must give credit as it was extremely funny reading the replies and seeing how many of you were actually taken in by this joke. Congrats Mr. Amobi on fooling people. You probably would have nailed more of them if you had not told them what happened as that would have violated your NDA (Non Disclosure Agreement meaning you were not to talk about it) and just said you were acquired by MS and left it at that. All in all it was a nice joke.

    Daniel Gray April 1, 2012 7:31 am Reply
  • Woww. Onuoro man congratulations . All the best for your upcoming Job and challenges u will facing. Go and rock it , how u r rocking here. yah one thing i will missing  u writing. once again All tthe best sir.

    Anasalikhan April 1, 2012 8:41 am Reply
    • Thanks but you might want to read the article again…

      Onuora Amobi April 1, 2012 2:32 pm Reply
  • Really good here – he had me going…

    Kenny April 1, 2012 9:54 am Reply
  • Well you sure had me in there until Iscrolled to the bottom of the page. Pity it’s not true!

    Quocka35 April 1, 2012 1:55 pm Reply
  • Ya had me worried, thought u sold out. Just kidding, lol.

    Darkpr0fit April 1, 2012 4:58 pm Reply
    • Hey you never know.. it could happen one day… the funny thing is that if it did now, no one would believe me.

      Onuora Amobi April 1, 2012 6:16 pm Reply
  • Ques. What do you get when you mix a good blogger with a sense of humor?
    Ans. Onuora!

    Clake April 1, 2012 5:22 pm Reply
  • oh dam u got me 

    Jacob122brown April 1, 2012 5:42 pm Reply
  • I got the joke within the first paragraph, the only reason I could see Microsoft buying this site is for the name, the rest was a pretty big tell given most of the other recent articles. However, I did think the e-mail about Advanced System Care the other day was an April Fools day hoax. Then I looked and noticed that April Fools was still a few days away. While I sometimes don’t agree with Onuora’s opinions professionally, I still never imagined that his company would ally itself with one that has IObit’s reputation.

    Steve Steiner April 1, 2012 6:11 pm Reply
  • I enjoy reading april fools articles! They really let everyone get creative in making up stories. 🙂 Good job!

    NazmusLabs April 1, 2012 9:33 pm Reply
    • It’s one day of fun throughout the year. All good…

      Onuora Amobi April 2, 2012 5:58 am Reply
  • Congrats Onuora Amobi. You have been very resourceful to us (the reader). We hope that you can take some time to come back here to write amazing article for us. Good luck.

    Weilunchan April 2, 2012 7:52 am Reply
  • Ahh you got me,Damn you funny man.Lol!!

    clifton stillman April 2, 2012 9:18 pm Reply
  • Oh you rotten thing!! I was excited/sad, now laughing my head off!! Good one 🙂

    Viv McDonald April 3, 2012 2:33 pm Reply
    • Glad to see this is still catching people off guard.  🙂

      Onuora Amobi April 3, 2012 2:39 pm Reply
  • Hi Onoura.  We have no plans of acquiring your company right now as we are still enjoying the free publicity you generate for Microsoft. Maybe next year.  Regards to all! 

    Bill Gates April 5, 2012 5:31 am Reply
  • Oh my word Onuora!
    How creative is that imagination of yours? lol
    When I saw that April fools pic, I thought today was April fools lol.
    Forgot about the month lollol.
    Thanks a lot Onuora for making me laugh LOLLOLLOLLOL

    Jase Wolf June 20, 2012 7:20 am Reply

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